I just couldn't imagine the thought of her little hands wrapped around my
snacks.
"What's the matter?" he asked. I've just never thought of a midget in this way.
"She's not gonna wait forever!" he bellowed.
I finally decided to tell him, "Listen, man... I never thought I'd say
this... but I just can't. I mean, all of the defective women you've brought
me in the past have been wonderful... but this is one thing I can not do!"
I blushed.
"You've got to be kidding me!" he complained.
I began to wonder what Ed Zachary would do in a situation like this. I mean, Ed Zachary used to just split girls in half... and he'd never get caught! But would Ed Zachary even stoop to this level? I bolted out the door, screaming something about "chicken" or something like that... I don't even remember. The midget follows me to this day. I now know that it's not just a burnt out bulb on the car behind me... It's a midget!
The End
I finally decided to tell him, "Listen, man... I never thought I'd say
this... but I just can't. I mean, all of the defective women you've brought
me in the past have been wonderful... but this is one thing I can not do!"
I blushed.
"You've got to be kidding me!" he complained.
I began to wonder what Ed Zachary would do in a situation like this. I mean, Ed Zachary used to just split girls in half... and he'd never get caught! But would Ed Zachary even stoop to this level? I bolted out the door, screaming something about "chicken" or something like that... I don't even remember. The midget follows me to this day. I now know that it's not just a burnt out bulb on the car behind me... It's a midget!
The End
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