2010-10-20

Peeps - Part I (by: Marty Coleman)

"Voluptuous, Charlie!"  I couldn't admit it.  "Let's have a go at her!"  This wasn't like the other times.  "Ya' nervous?" he asked.  "Ha-ha-ha!"  I started to sweat.  I mean, don't they have a mind of their own?  Are they indestructible?  And what's with the tennis ball?  I was afraid to ask.  He continued, "Ya' know, every time you're over here, I know it's gonna be a hoot!"  I hooted.  Maybe it was a nervous reaction.  Maybe I really meant it.  Maybe I'm descended from a race of owls who slowly evolved into mankind.  I mean, should I really think that it's coincidence that I can turn my head almost all the way around?

Stay tuned for Part II...

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